fun fractal I will never do again...

When dinner at an upscale restaurant is over you walk to the front where your coats are already held open for you by men in tuxes (for the ladies) and women (for the gents) wearing festively gay and, dare I say, sexy, masks (a fun thing you will probably never do again - have your coat put on for you by a very attractive young woman wearing a mask) and then you go out into the 5 below zero wind chill factor tundral night...